ROPE SWING FAIL OF THE CENTURY
"Rope Swing Fail of the Century".
A guy tried to swing out of a tree into a river, landed flat on his back on dry ground, and started groaning like a madman . . . before asking whether his friend got it all on tape.
(--And he sounded just like the GRAPELADY in the old viral video who was stomping grapes, fell out of a bucket, and sounded insane)