…it would suck to be allergic to alcohol.

BOONSTOCK tickets with “LET’S MEET A BEAR LISTENER”! To win text me the text word of the day at 5:15pm. The Bear text number: triple 6, triple 6 *don’t text until 5:15pm*. THE TEXT WORD OF THE DAY: BOONSTOCK

Meet Don (he's the BEER PROPHET on Twitter @djmason47). Don is a stand up dude...every year he brings in the change he collects from the year and donates to the Stollery...

Hit the link for Boonstock ticket info: http://www.boonstock.ca/

If you're buying Boonstock tickets use my name [LOCHLINCROSS] in the promo code box and save $15.00 per ticket.

…It's ok to ask for a divorce if your wife brings home fat free sour cream.

Note: look at how sad that cow in the picture to the right is. Even he knows that fat free sour cream is wrong!!!

BOONSTOCK tickets with “LET’S MEET A BEAR LISTENER”! To win text me the text word of the day at 5:15pm. The Bear text number: triple 6, triple 6 *don’t text until 5:15pm*. THE TEXT WORD OF THE DAY: STOLLERY

Meet Jocelyn (she's my biggest SHELLSHOCK420 bong song winner to-date, she picked up $425 last week!)...

Hit the link for Boonstock ticket info: http://www.boonstock.ca/

If you're buying Boonstock tickets use my name [LOCHLINCROSS] in the promo code box and save $15.00 per ticket.

Universal Music Canada flew me down to West Hollywood at the beginning of June to interview Ozzy Osbourne and Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath for the Canadian World Album Premiere of their first album with Ozzy since 1978. This is the entire special (including 6 of the 8 songs from the new ablum):

Tracklisting: God Is Dead?, End of the Beginning, Loner