Park Warden's Blog

A walk in the Park, Volume 80

Posted By: Park Warden · 1/19/2013 4:20:00 AM

NHL ACTION RETURNS TODAY...Oilers Octane

...OILERS VISIT CANUCKS TOMORROW!  I hate how hockey is automatically attached to our identity as Canadians, but there's no denying our love for the game.  Sure, I'm pissed off with the greed and sheer stubbornness of the super-rich players and owners, but I like watching hockey; therefore I AM excited for the return of the NHL.  The Edmonton Oilers (a force to be reckoned with) play their first game tomorrow night in Vancouver against the Canucks.  Game time is 7pm, join the Paul Brown Show's GILLIAN FOOTE on location at The Pint off Whyte for all the action and great food & drink specials!Mary Jane

HEAD SHOP WINS COURT RULING - UPDATE ... Last Saturday I told you about the court victory by The Chad 420 Smoke Shop.  Basically they fought a silly St. Albert bylaw restricting the sales of herb-related stuff, and won the decision in an Edmonton courtroom.  Now, the city of St. Albert is appealing the decision: http://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/st-albert-to-challenge-court-ruling-against-bylaw-1.1121115#ixzz2IReecz7p.  Listen daily at 4:20pm Mountain time, for The Bear's "420 Bong Song" to win tons of cool sh*t from www.chads420.ca!$ 2 Burn

PROVINCE CARRYING HUGE DEFICIT ... Not really a big surpise here, at all.  Alberta's Finance Minister, Doug Horner, announced yesterday that the province's deficit "is going to be bigger than...projected."  Apparently we had about 17 Billion Dollars in a "rainy day fund" last November (2012), and that's been whittled down to about 3 Billion dollars.  How?!  Oh right, all politicians are lairs and crooks.  Read the shame here: www.CalgarySun.com/2013/01/18/finance-minister-doug-horner-says-provinces-economic-picture-uglier-than-earlier-announced-3

COMPANY PLANNING MOON TRIPS ... It's been a long time since man stepped on the moon, and now that every country in the world is po' ass broke, nobody can afford to send people there.  That's where the wonderful world of private enterprise comes in: www.TorontoSun.com/2013/01/17/fly-me-to-the-moon-how-private-enterprise-plans-to-reignite-our-passion-for-moon-travelBike Bums

WHAT IF ARMSTRONG WAS CANADIAN ... Seriously.  Put all your "Holier Than Thou" judgement aside.  If Lance Armstrong was a Canadian, would your opinion on him be as harsh?Wet T-Shirt

"WET-T" TUESDAYS AT EDEN ... With Scott McCord's departure last week, I'll be the new host of the world-famous "Wet-T Tuesdays" at Eden Exotic Entertainment.  Every Tuesday night, we get a bunch of local girls on stage to compete in the "I'm an Eden Rockstar" Wet T-Shirt contest for $600 in cash prizes!  Join me every Tuesday night, I'll buy you a drink and we'll cheer for some boobies.  For all the adult fun at Eden, check out www.EdenEdmonton.comSan Fran Gold Rush

NFL PLAYOFFS CONTINUE TOMORROW ... Tomorrow's Conference Finals feature San Francisco & Atlanta at 1pm Mountain time, and Baltimore & New England at 4:30pm Mountain time.  Get all your NFL updates here: www.NFL.com and hit up your local www.TheCanadianBrewhouse.com for great specials, the best pub grub in town and a wicked Super Bowl party on February 3rd, where you could go home with a brand new LCD TV!

Edmonton OILERS Hockey ... The Edmonton OILERS are playing their first game against the Canucks in Vancouver tomorrow night.  Faceoff is at 7pm Mountain time, make sure you join The Bear's Gillian Foote on location at The Pint Off Whyte for prize giveaways and great food & drink specials too!  Get all your Oilers updates here: http://Oilers.nhl.comHockey Hottie

Edmonton OIL KINGS Hockey ... Last night your WHL Champs lost 2-1 to the Medicine Hat tigers..  The Oil Kings play again tomorrow against the visiting Prince George Cougars.  The puck drops at 4:00pm Mountain time; listen to all the games live on our brother station - TEAM 1260 - and get all the latest on the Oil Kings here: www.OilKings.ca

Edmonton RUSH Lacrosse … The new season for the 2012 NLL Western Champs kicked off last Sunday with a 10-9 loss to the Toronto Rock at Rexall Place.  The next action for the Rush will be a road game against the Washington Stealth.  Faceoff is at 4pm Mountain time, watch it here: www.youtube.com/TheLacrosseNetwork and you can get cRUSHed here: www.EdmontonRush.comFun In The Snow

HEAD TO THE HILLS ... Conditions are spectacular both locally and in our beautiful Rocky Mountains!  For the latest conditions & mountain cams at MARMOT BASIN & SUNSHINE VILLAGE, ride over to www.SkiMarmot.com or www.SkiBanff.com.  Locally, zip over to: www.EdmontonSkiClub.com or www.RabbitHill.com or www.SnowValley.ca or www.SunridgeSkiArea.com.  The annual "JASPER IN JANUARY" Winter festival is on now 'til the end of the month too, with wicked specials on accomodations and lift tickets!

Comments?  Suggestions?  Contact me anytime from anywhere, on Twitter @ParkWarden1003, email park@bear.fm, or visit my FB page, www.facebook.com/ParkWarden.  I’m back on the air tomorrow at 10am Mountain time.  Have a great night, and I'll talk to you again tomorrow morning!

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