A walk in the Park, Volume 89
HUNDREDS OF WINNING TODAY...
KEEP IT ON THE BEAR today to win tons of kick-ass prizes! If you're 21 or older, you could qualify for a "Once In A Lifetime" flyaway with DEF LEPPARD's "Viva Hysteria In Vegas," brought to you by the Bear and the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. The trip includes everything you need for a sinful Vegas getaway, and all the details are right here: www.TheBearRocks.com/Contests/Register.aspx?ContestID=168264. Plus, I have lots of tickets for some high-flyin' National Lacrosse League action with the Edmonton Rush hosting the Washington Stealth next Friday, February 15th at Rexall Place, and there are some "Death Race 3" DVDs to win too!
HUNDREDS OF HOCKEY... Starting today at Noon, it's the annual broadcast of "Hockey Day In Canada" on our beloved, government-owned, National TV Network, CBC. GAME #1 is OILERS vs. WINGS in Detroit at 12pm, GAME #2 is LEAFS vs. HABS in Montreal at 5pm, and GAME #3 is FLAMES vs. CANUCKS in Vancouver at 8pm. All starts are Mountain time, GO OILERS GO, a force to be reckoned with!
HUNDREDS OF SCAMMING... We've all heard the tales before about someone coming to your door and offering a really nice, brand new TV for a price that's "Too Good To Be True," right? Well, Edmonton Police are warning the public about a fraudster who's been going to houses and doing exactly that, then he'll take some "deposit" money from you to "go get the TV," then he never returns. Don't get taken by these f*ckin losers! Have you ever been the victim of a door-to-door sales scam?
HUNDREDS OF IMPAIRED DRIVING... How can people not get the message about drunk driving?! Oh right, because they're stupid. Here's a story about some dude who went on a bit of a drunken joyride yesterday morning through a residential area in Edmonton and ended up finishing off his fun by hitting a police cruiser, f*cking idiot: www.GlobalTVEdmonton.com/update+police+cruiser+involved+in+crash+with+alleged+impaired+driver/6442805113/story.html
HUNDREDS OF WET FUN... If you like women - naked women - wet naked women - Then join me each week for the world-famous "Wet-T Tuesdays" at Eden Exotic Entertainment. Every Tuesday night, we get a bunch of ladies on stage to compete in the "I'm an Eden Rockstar" Wet T-Shirt contest for $600 in cash prizes! Join me every Tuesday night, I'll buy you a drink and we'll cheer for some "Local Talent." For all the adult fun at Eden, check out www.EdenEdmonton.com or www.ILoveStrippers.com
Edmonton OILERS Hockey... The Edmonton lost 2-1 to the Red Wings today at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. Next up on this road trip is the Columbus Blue Jackets tomorrow afternoon. Faceoff is 4pm Mountain time, and Sportsnet West will have the telecast. Make sure you join The Bear at The Pint Off Whyte for our weekly "Game of the Week," with kick-ass prize giveaways and great food & drink specials too! Get all your Oilers updates here: http://Oilers.nhl.com, and dish up The Pint's fun here: www.ThePint.ca/index-edmpow.htm
Edmonton OIL KINGS Hockey... The Oil Kings pounded the Brandon Wheat Kings 6-2 last night in Manitoba, and their next action is tomorrow. Their five-game road swing wraps up against the Broncos in Swift Current. The puck drops at 6pm Mountain time; listen to all the games live on our brother station - TEAM 1260 - and get all the latest on the Oil Kings here: www.OilKings.ca
Edmonton RUSH Lacrosse… The 2012 NLL Western Champs are 1-and-3 in the new season with their next game is tonight in Calgary against the Roughnecks, faceoff from the Saddledome is at 7pm Mountain time. Sportsnet One will have the TV broadcast, or watch the game online at: www.youtube.com/TheLacrosseNetwork and you can get cRUSHed here: www.EdmontonRush.com
HEAD TO THE HILLS... Conditions are spectacular both locally and in our beautiful Rocky Mountains! For the latest conditions & mountain cams at MARMOT BASIN & SUNSHINE VILLAGE, ride over to www.SkiMarmot.com or www.SkiBanff.com. Locally, zip over to: www.EdmontonSkiClub.com or www.RabbitHill.com or www.SnowValley.ca or www.SunridgeSkiArea.com
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