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A walk in the Park, Volume 110

Posted By: Park Warden · 4/27/2013 4:20:00 AM

HAPPY BEER FESTIVAL WEEKEND...Mmm...Beer!

...RESPECT THE BREW.  Today's the final day of Edmonton's International Beerfest.  I love beer, and if you love beer, you should click here!Black f*ckin' Sabbath

QUALIFY FOR SABBATH IN T-O... It's true, The Bear is giving you another incredible concert flyaway, this time it's to rock out with OZZY & BLACK f*ckin' SABBATH in Toronto!  It's the latest in a long line of "destination events" from Edmonton's Concert Authority, get all the details here.Funky TV

BEAR TV - EPISODE 3... If you didn't catch it last week, "Bear TV - Episode 3" is up on YouTube.  This is where you can see Paul Brown kiss the World-Famous "North Side Girl," Yukon Jack also gets revenge for when Paul rubbed dog sh*t on the rear window of his ride, gag along with all the action here.  EPISODE 4 IS UP MONDAY MORNING!Footbal Floosies

RODGERS HIGHEST PAID NFL PLAYER... Green Bay Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers, is now the highest paid player in the National Footbal League.  He's signed a five year contract extension worth $110 million, which will pay him $40 million this year; the biggest salary in NFL history!  The Pack have been on a bit of a spending spree lately, and you can read more about Rodgers' riches here.Slip N Slide

WET, SILLY, NAKED FUN... Join me each week for the world-famous "Wet-T Tuesdays" at Eden Exotic Entertainment.  Every Tuesday night, you could win a share of $600 in cash prizes just for getting on stage and strutting your stuff in the "I'm An Eden Rockstar" WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!  Say hi to me this Tuesday night, I'll buy you a drink and we'll cheer for some boobs.  Hot-bod, emo-chick, Katelinn, definitely deserved the $400 First Prize last Tuesday and I expect some intense, shirt-lifting, triple-A, international-grade contestants again this Tuesday!  It's an easy way to make a few extra bucks for your Spring Ski Trip or Tropical Vacation!  For more adult fun, click here.GJ

COUNTRY LEGEND JONES DEAD... Country & Western legend, George Jones, died at the age of 81 yesterday.  He had some crazy hair, kinda like Donald Trump, Slash, Troy Polamalu (Pittsburgh Steelers), Robert Plant, and Shaun White (Olympic Gold Medallist Snowboarder).  Who's one person that you think had wicked, foolish, memorable, "trademark" hair?  Read about Jones' musical legacy here.

Edmonton OILERS Hockey... Wow, the Oilers absolutely crushed the Minnesota Wild 6-1 last night!  The next game for the mighty Oil (still A Force To Be Reckoned With) is the final game of the regular season, and it happens tonight with the Vancouver Canucks in town.  Faceoff from Rexall Place is is 8:05pm Mountain time, and it's the 2nd half of CBC's "Hockey Night In Canada broadcast.  GO OILERS GO!Habs Bitches

Edmonton OIL KINGS Hockey... The Oil Kings now have a three-games-to-two lead in their series against the Calgary Hitmen, after their 5-1 win at Rexall Place last night.  Game six is back in Cowtown tomorrow afternoon.  Faceoff is at 4:05pm Mountain time, listen to all the games live on our brother station - TEAM 1260.

Edmonton RUSH Lacrosse… The Rush begin their 2013 playoffs tonight!  They're on the road in Everett, WA, against the Washington Stealth, the ball drops at 5:35pm Mountain time.Bright Boards

ROCKY MOUNTAIN RIDING... Spring skiing & snowboarding season is almost over, SUNSHINE VILLAGE is open through May Long Weekend as they are every year, and MARMOT BASIN is closed for the season after next weekend!UFC Chicks

FIGHT NIGHT TONIGHT... UFC 159 goes tonight from Newark, NJ but isn't necessarily a "marquee event" this eve.  It's Jones vs. Sonnen in the Light Heavyweight Title Bout and Bisping vs. Belcher on the main card.  Feature fights start at 8pm Mountain time, get all your UFC hype here.

STONES ROCK LOS ANGELES TONIGHT... Rock legends, the Rolling Stones, made a "last-minute" booking today to play a club gig in the "City of Angels" this evening.  How do they do it?  Lick up all the details here.

Comments?  Suggestions?  Contact me anytime from anywhere, through Facebook, Twitter, or email.  I’m back on the air tomorrow at 10am Mountain time, thanks for checking out my blog, and have a wicked Saturday!

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