Park Warden's Blog

A walk in the Park, Volume 227

Posted By: Park Warden · 1/25/2014 4:20:00 AM

WARDEN TRACKS... Here's a song that Bear morning co-host, Yukon Jack, introduced me to a couple years ago.  It's from a band that has four albums, all of them very eclectic.  They're called BROOKLYN FUNK ESSENTIALS, and today's feature track is one of the smartest, coolest, smoothest, anti-elite(ist) tunes I've ever heard.  From their 2000 release, "Make Them Like It," click the "play" button in the album graphic to the right (and make sure your kids aren't around) for "I GOT CASH."  Buy Brooklyn Funk Essentials music via Amazon here.

Topic Of The Day: WHAT'S THE BEST FOOD INVENTION EVER?  Call 780-451-8666, or click our Twitter, Facebook & Text (SMS) links at the top of this page.  Are you sick of getting pizza or take-out that's gone soggy and lost its flavour because of the packaging?  Well, this guy is my new hero, he's invented the world's best pizza box, check it out here.Good reason to smile

Winning Weekends With The Warden... WIN FREE LIFT PASSES FOR JASPER'S MARMOT BASIN every Saturday & Sunday between 10am & 4pm (Mountain time, of course).  Experience Marmot's 50th birthday season with all the events, parties, riding, and other "Celebrate Jasper" fun hereJASPER IN JANUARY is on now, with reduced rates on lift passes, hotels, restaurants & more!  And plug into all the Rocky Mountain fun with the following links for MARMOT BASIN, Banff's Sunshine Village & the rest of Western Canada.

NFL PLAYOFFS... Superbowl 2014 (the 48th edition) is next Sunday from New Jersey, but the NFL wil try to glamourize it like it's actually taking place in NYC.  It'll be the Seattle Weedhawks & the Denver Bluntcos at Metlife Stadium, kickoff is at 4:30pm Mountain time.  Get all the Superbowl hype here, everything NFL here, and catch the action on CTV!

VIAGRA HAS ONE PURPOSE... And that's to give you a boner if you have problems getting one.  There's a new study that claims a lot of men who use Viagra are disappointed because their relationships haven't improved, just their erections have.  Grab a clue, see a councillor, and read here.

80% FACEBOOK DECLINE 80% BY 2017... Okay, not really, but a recent study by Princeton University claims the social media giant is a disease.  Facebook is fighting back with some mockery and a new "study" of its own, read about it here.

GRAMMY AWARDS TOMORROW NIGHT... I can't stand awards show season.  But it's upon us and it's almost impossible to ignore.  "Music's biggest night" is tomorrow, check the official site here.

NEWS HIGHLIGHTS AND LOWLIGHTS... Yaaaay, good job Canada!  Biebs & Ford are giving our nation a squeaky-clean image, again.  What a f*cking shame, check out some news / entertainment-ish events from the past week here.

EPIC TUESDAYS AT EDEN... Hey ladies! DO YOU LIKE FREE MONEY?  Then join me every Tuesday night at Eden Exotic Entertainment and you could win $600 cash!  Rockstar Energy presents the Wet T-shirt Contest, and LATOYA was this week's champ!  Join me Tuesday night, I'll buy you a drink.  Click here for this week's entertainers, upcoming events, & more.Predators suck ass

EDMONTON OILERS... Lost a pitiful 4-3 decision to Phoenix last night, after letting the Coyotes score three quick goals in the first period & blowing a two-man advantage early in the second.  They've lost six-in-a-row, 11 of the last 13, and they play again tomorrow with the Nashville Predators in town.  Faceoff from Rexall Place is at 6:05pm Mountain time, watch it on Sportsnet West.

EDMONTON OIL KINGS... Beat Regina 5-2 on Wednesday, and they play again this evening, hosting the Calgary Hitmen.  Faceoff is at 7:05pm Mountain time, catch every game live on our brother station, TSN 1260.

EDMONTON RUSH... Are off to an unbelievable 3-0 start this season and are back at it tonight with a big game in Vancouver against the Stealth.  Faceoff from the wet coast is at 8:05pm Mountain time.

FUN, FESTIVALS, ETC... JASPER IN JANUARY (January 17 - February 2), Edmonton Pet Expo 2014 (January 25 & 26), Edmonton Reno Show (January 24-26), Ice On Whyte (January 24 - February 2), Canadian Birkebeiner (February 7 & 8).

Comments?  Suggestions?  Contact me by FacebookTwitter, or email.  Thanks for rippin' over to my blog, I'm back on the air tomorrow between 10am & 4pm Mountain time.  Have a kick-ass Saturday, and get your ass out to Jasper for some "Jasper In January" action!

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