5 FAST FACTS ABOUT SCOTT MCCORD YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW

By Scott McCord

Fact #1: My friend Greg and I once won a Karaoke competition at a bar in Vancouver with our timeless performance of Phil Collin's seminal 1985 chart-scorcher "Easy Lover". We wound up splitting the grand prize - a $100 gift certificate for a hair salon.

Fact #2: On weekends, Fearless Fred and I host a day camp for novice ventriloquests.

Fact #3: When I was 17, I met Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler, and I asked him if he would eat a dinosaur if I smothered it in gravy and called it "The Dinosaur Special" (He said "yes").

Fact #4: One time, when I had long blonde hair, I told the cops I was former child star Macauley Culkin to get out of paying a speeding ticket. They took pictures with me, and I signed autographs for their teenage daughters that said, "Stay classy! Love Mac."

Fact #5: Fact #3 is actually true, the rest is crap - but you knew that, right?