I’m not going to give you the typical radio DJ bio and try to feed you a pile of bullsh*t, I want you to eat healthier than that. Instead, here are some simple and hopefully interesting little facts about myself.
My real name is Trevor. I’ve never been a real “Park Warden,” but I like mountains, national parks, and nature. I’ve lived in Alberta my whole life, so travelling is my favourite activity and Amsterdam is my favourite city, ever.
Some things I love … Music, beaches, golfing, skiing, mountain biking, camping, slacking, girls (especially my wife, Kendra), our cats (Tiara & Pootchkie), family, friends, beer, herbs, food; anything that brings positive energy.
Some things I hate … Winter, arrogance, sadness, celebrity worship, poverty, people who always talk and never listen, gangsta wannabes; anything that brings negative energy.
Birthdate: March 17 (St. Patrick’s Day)
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Brown
Height: 5 feet 10 inches
Weight: 175 pounds and a ¼ ounce
Music: AC/DC, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley, Chemical Brothers, Cypress Hill, Deadmau5, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Nirvana, Offspring, Pearl Jam, Prodigy, Rancid, RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Tool, Tragically Hip, Underworld, Weezer. Anything But Country.
Movies: American History X, Blow, Boogie Nights, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Harold & Kumar, Permanent Midnight, Pulp Fiction, Requiem For A Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Trainspotting, True Romance, Very Bad Things. Anything with grit, emotion, or realism.
You can reach me at Facebook.com/ParkWarden, firstname.lastname@example.org, Twitter: @ParkWarden1003