REAL NAME: Scott McCord. I use it on the off chance that when I get ID'd while buying beer, the clerk might ask me if I'm the guy that works at The Bear. HELLO EGO BOOST.

HOMETOWN: Vancouver, BC.

MUSIC: Anything played loudly by skinny British dudes - Oasis, Blur, Beatles, The Who, The Jam, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Libertines, My Bloody Valentine, etc.

MOVIES: You can't go wrong with the Dawn Double Bill: the original "Dawn Of The Dead" and "Red Dawn" (Swayze's finest hour. Take that, Point Break)

TV: It pretty much comes down to two shows - "Monday Night RAW" (during which Yukon and I text each other like 12 year old girls) and "LOST." Beyond that, it's a crap shoot of whatever's on The Food Network or TSN/Sportsnet/The Score - and if I'm up early enough, "Recess."

BOOKS: "Hitman: My Real Life In The Cartoon World of Wrestling" by Bret Hart

GOOD TIMES: Luchador wrestling, my pretty pretty lady Crystal, my kitty-kat Ozzy McCord-Kadatz, and ice cold Schooners at The Canadian Brewhouse (Shameless plug, you say? Not so, my friend. A schooner at the Brewhouse is part of the quintessential Emonton experience. Living in Edmonton and not experiencing the frosty deliciousness of a Brewhouse Schooner is like going to the beach and not getting wet).

ONE LAST THING: I just wanna say hi to my Mom. Hi Mom. I toldja they'd let me on the radio some day.